Wednesday, January 20, 2010

if it's yellow let it mellow

-Live in someone's home, without asking permission, for at least one month without paying any rent or bills. You're helping them earn their way into God's grace!

-Don't flush the toilet. Even if it's brown.
After all, there are children in Africa with no running water.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The beginning of something great

As a community of faith I suggest we discuss some guidelines which will help us be Christ's presence in the world. Here are some of my thoughts, please contribute your voice to the discussion!

- When you are throwing a party and someone brings their own alcohol, glare at them and insinuate they are drinking yours.

- When you are throwing a party and someone else you live with invites people, you should refer to them as "those people" and talk shit about how they stay too long. (Like 1am or whatever)

- Have bedbugs.