-Live in someone's home, without asking permission, for at least one month without paying any rent or bills. You're helping them earn their way into God's grace!
-Don't flush the toilet. Even if it's brown.
After all, there are children in Africa with no running water.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The beginning of something great
As a community of faith I suggest we discuss some guidelines which will help us be Christ's presence in the world. Here are some of my thoughts, please contribute your voice to the discussion!
- When you are throwing a party and someone brings their own alcohol, glare at them and insinuate they are drinking yours.
- When you are throwing a party and someone else you live with invites people, you should refer to them as "those people" and talk shit about how they stay too long. (Like 1am or whatever)
- Have bedbugs.
- When you are throwing a party and someone brings their own alcohol, glare at them and insinuate they are drinking yours.
- When you are throwing a party and someone else you live with invites people, you should refer to them as "those people" and talk shit about how they stay too long. (Like 1am or whatever)
- Have bedbugs.
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